May 2013
floozys:
i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”
you don’t find yourself
you make yourself
you’re a blank canvas
don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases
when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time
you can be anything you want to be
you don’t need to find yourself
you already have yourself
now paint
if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
tltty:
“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
dampsandwich:
my own face pisses me off
snazziest:
It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)
ju-ke:
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
tupacabra:
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
groovymuttations:
you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry
Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
lintott:
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
